Chriso Loves Music

themodernistwitch:

The thing about that fucking Taylor Swift video (and Katy, Miley, Lily, so forth) is how easy it is to make a video about having fun with your friends/dancing/how fucked the culture industry is without accessorizing with Black people/being appropriative.

The first thing I thought when I saw that Taylor Swift video was like ‘why is this not just a video of you and your buddies dancing around and goofing off because that is what this song appears to be about.’

So easy. Why is it so hard?

Taylor Swift is the embodiment of white privilege. She’s a poster child for it. If you can look up that phrase in the dictionary there should be a giant picture of her terrible, smiling face. Not coincidentally, she’s as boring as a vat of flavorless ice milk. Seriously, I lose respect for people when they tell me they like her; guilty pleasure or not.



x

I hope his question was immediately followed my her kicking him in the balls. I don’t even care if he was doing some sort of “sexist interview guy” satire/performance art/whatever bullshit idea he had at that moment, this is fucking gross, he is fucking gross and it’s 2014, dick stain, quit your fucking bullshit.
x

I hope his question was immediately followed my her kicking him in the balls. I don’t even care if he was doing some sort of “sexist interview guy” satire/performance art/whatever bullshit idea he had at that moment, this is fucking gross, he is fucking gross and it’s 2014, dick stain, quit your fucking bullshit.
x

I hope his question was immediately followed my her kicking him in the balls. I don’t even care if he was doing some sort of “sexist interview guy” satire/performance art/whatever bullshit idea he had at that moment, this is fucking gross, he is fucking gross and it’s 2014, dick stain, quit your fucking bullshit.
x

I hope his question was immediately followed my her kicking him in the balls. I don’t even care if he was doing some sort of “sexist interview guy” satire/performance art/whatever bullshit idea he had at that moment, this is fucking gross, he is fucking gross and it’s 2014, dick stain, quit your fucking bullshit.

x

I hope his question was immediately followed my her kicking him in the balls. I don’t even care if he was doing some sort of “sexist interview guy” satire/performance art/whatever bullshit idea he had at that moment, this is fucking gross, he is fucking gross and it’s 2014, dick stain, quit your fucking bullshit.


wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

This song came out when I was working at a music dot com and we all were cracking up at this part. wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

This song came out when I was working at a music dot com and we all were cracking up at this part. 

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

This song came out when I was working at a music dot com and we all were cracking up at this part. 


honordog:

Ex-Boyfriends were so good on Saturday at the Stork Club in Oakland. They played “Uh-Oh!” #exboyfriends #latergram (at Stork Club)

I’ve often joked about how most photos that show me playing the drums make me look I am just sitting there doing nothing. However, this photo makes me look like I am playing my floor tom and snare while gazing wistfully with unrequited love and my friend Sean, whom I made sing my vocal part for “Uh-Oh!” View Larger

honordog:

Ex-Boyfriends were so good on Saturday at the Stork Club in Oakland. They played “Uh-Oh!” #exboyfriends #latergram (at Stork Club)

I’ve often joked about how most photos that show me playing the drums make me look I am just sitting there doing nothing. However, this photo makes me look like I am playing my floor tom and snare while gazing wistfully with unrequited love and my friend Sean, whom I made sing my vocal part for “Uh-Oh!”